How to Easily Roll Joints – Even If You Can’t

Hey there fellow herb enthusiasts!

If you’ve ever found yourself struggling to roll the perfect joint, fear not – you’re not alone. I smoked weed for years before I ever had to roll up my own joints and even now after rolling for three years, I haven’t mastered the art of the joint.

But I firmly believe no stoner should have to rely solely on glass to get high – paper is a necessity. I have a few game-changing tips on how to roll joints for those of us who may not have the natural talent for it.

First, a few low-hanging ideas:

• Make sure you’re using a light touch. Joints are delicate! Don’t crush them.
• Practice makes perfect. My first joint was ugly. So was my second, my 30th and my 50th. Smoke ugly joints – it’s part of the process.
• Some rolling papers are more forgiving than others. Try a few brands to see which you like best.

Roll with me as we delve into the world of joint-rolling, making it easy, enjoyable, and, most importantly, effective.

How to Roll Joints Like A Pro (for Beginners)

Tip 1: Roll Bigger Joints

Let’s start with the basics – size does matter. If you’re having trouble with the delicate art of joint rolling, consider going big. Rolling larger joints might seem counterintuitive, but it’s a lot easier to work with more weed. More herb not only means a sturdier joint but also provides a forgiving margin for error. It’s like the training wheels of joint rolling – giving you the stability you need while you hone your skills.

This is especially helpful if you’re seshing with other stoners who can roll beautiful joints. You can practice on a large joint, you don’t have to smoke it alone, and your friends may even have a few tips for you.

Next time you find yourself struggling with a tiny joint that seems to crumble at the mere touch, go big or go home!

(Smoke big joints at your own pace – you don’t have to finish it in one go just because you rolled it!)

Tip 2: Use a Crutch

No, not the type that sends you to the doctor – I’m talking about crutches for your joints. A crutch, also known as a filter or tip, not only provides structural support but also enhances your smoking experience. You can choose from various materials like glass, cardboard, or wax, depending on your preference.

Cardboard crutches are the classic stoner move. The OGs will pull a thin piece of cardboard off the rolling paper packaging to use, but many papers today come in packs with perforated cardboard tips.

If you’re feeling fancy, a glass crutch not only looks cool but also adds a touch of sophistication to your joint. Glass tips are also reusable, a bonus for any eco-conscious stoner. (Glass tips need to be cleaned as regularly as any other glass piece. They can and will clog up with resin, making your joint hard to pull and taste bad.)

Wax tips are the least common, but you’ll see them from time to time. I like these ones from Bloomer, which have wildflower seeds inlaid in them!

Whichever material you choose, the crutch acts as a backbone for your joint, making it easier to handle and enjoy.

I always, always smoke joints with a crutch. It gives me structure to roll my paper around, a fingerhold to smoke from, and keeps the paper from getting soggy.

Tip 3: Try a Manual Joint Roller

Joints take a delicate touch and nimble fingers. For those who find the traditional hand-rolling method akin to performing brain surgery, fear not – technology has your back. Manual joint rollers are a godsend for those who can’t quite master the delicate dance of fingers and paper. (Technology is a bit of an overstatement since it’s manual, but hey – they probably didn’t have these back in the 1920s.)

These simple devices take the stress out of the equation. Place your paper down and add ground herb inside. Give it a gentle twist (or roll, depending on your gadget’s mechanism), and voila – a perfectly rolled joint ready for action. It’s like having a personal joint-rolling assistant, ensuring that even the clumsiest among us can partake in the age-old tradition.

Tip 4: Use Curved Rolling Papers

Traditional rolling papers can be a bit unforgiving, especially for beginners. Enter the curved rolling paper – a simple yet ingenious solution to make joint rolling a breeze. The curve along one edge of the paper makes it easy to create a smooth, even roll.

Unlike traditional rectangular rolling papers, curved papers have one side with no corners. Instead, the paper is domed, bowing out in the middle. Think of it as the training wheels of joint papers. The curve acts as a guide, making it easier for you to create that beautifully rolled masterpiece without the frustration of constant re-rolling. It’s a small adjustment that can make a world of difference for those of us who struggle with the perfect tuck and roll technique.

In conclusion, fear not, my fellow joint-rolling novices. With these four tips in your arsenal, you’ll be rolling joints like a pro in no time. Roll bigger joints for stability, use a crutch for support, try a manual joint roller if you need assistance, and opt for curved rolling papers to make the process smoother.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don’t be discouraged by a few missteps along the way. Happy rolling, and may your joints burn evenly and bright!